Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Real Logic of What We Should Be Eating.

I came across this piece of wisdom that made me smile, you know how every time we pick up a magazine or newspaper we are being told that this food or this ingredient or this drink is bad for us, will put us in our graves prematurely! well read on.....
  1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, New Zealanders, British or Americans.
  2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, New Zealanders, British or Americans
  3. The Africans drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, New Zealanders, British or Americans.
  4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, New Zealanders, British or Americans.
  5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Aussies, New Zealanders, British or Americans.

CONCLUSION.....

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

"It is always easier to believe than to deny. Our minds are naturally affirmative". John Burroughs

1 comment:

Grego said...

So where does this leave the bilingual Maltese? Half the amount of hear attacks? :)